Memorable quotes from this accidental long weekend:
Can you come back to the office?
Ummm, no. Why?
Whaaaaattt? Um, okay. Wow. Still, no.
Mkay, blood draw on Sunday.
Ummm. Riiiighttt. Sure. I can do that.
Hi. You are?
Name name name.
Pause. Wow. You do not look as old as this paper says.
Riiiight. Well, thank you, I guess.
Wow. Where are the bandaids?
Um. I dunno.
Sorry, I don’t work here but on the weekends. I know where some other ones are, though. Be right back.
DAFFY OR BUGS?
Uhh, I really don’t care. Rilly.
Mkay, here we go!
Do you have a preferred place for sticking?
Um. No. Wherever the vein looks good. Or the artery, or whatever.
Mkay, some people say, STICK ME HERE.
Um, yeah. If you see a good one, go for it.
Oooh, here we go!
Are you okay?
Yup. Way too used to this.
Sorry. Let’s do all this other expensive stuff, mkay?