Better than drunken facebooking. Good enough.

Memorable quotes from this accidental long weekend:

Can you come back to the office?
Ummm, no.  Why?

It’s positive.
Whaaaaattt?  Um, okay.  Wow.  Still, no.

Mkay, blood draw on Sunday.
Ummm.  Riiiighttt.  Sure.  I can do that.

Hi.  You are?
Name name name.
DOB?
BlahBlahBlah.
Pause.  Wow.  You do not look as old as this paper says.
Riiiight.  Well, thank you, I guess.

Wow.  Where are the bandaids?
Um.  I dunno.
Sorry, I don’t work here but on the weekends.  I know where some other ones are, though.  Be right back.
Mkay.
DAFFY OR BUGS?
Uhh, I really don’t care.  Rilly.
Mkay, here we go!
Do you have a preferred place for sticking?
Um.  No.  Wherever the vein looks good.  Or the artery, or whatever.
Mkay, some people say, STICK ME HERE.
Um, yeah.  If you see a good one, go for it.
Oooh, here we go!
Okay, go.
Are you okay?
Yup.  Way too used to this.
Dead silence.

Hi.  Name?
Ja.  Hi.
Dropping.
Boo.
Sorry.  Let’s do all this other expensive stuff, mkay?
Mkay.
Ja.
Ja.
KTHXBAI.

Ffffuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

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