No way. Way. The damn dog. ATE MY FREE RANGE ORGANIC HAM. Dick. I don’t even really LIKE ham that much, but that was some damn good ham. I made a point to bring it home in its little environmentally friendly biodegradable non-styrofoam container thing. If only I’d PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE, as a thinking person might do. Yeah, I bet you are thirsty, little buddy. Dick. I brought home the ham, you do the dishes, mkay? I don’t want to hear that bullshit about not having opposable thumbs. That’s horseshit. Or bullshit. Yeah, whatever I said.