Yay. I get to go see friends’ teeny tiny (well, appropriately sized) brand new newborn at lunch today. Squee! He’s not even named yet. I CAN’T WAIT. But I guess that means I have to go shower and get ready and make it through the morning at work first. Boo. What bitchy woman-in-black outfit can I wear today to get keep the fools from asking too many foolish questions today? Hmmmmmm. Shopping in my own closet is exhausting. NOTHING FITS. Grrrrrrr.