Not sure when I became such an elitist, but do you know what I hate more than anything about paycheck-to-paycheck? Cheap beer. It’s yucky. And yet…fuckit, it’s
Monday Tuesday, I survived the first day two days of the week, so….cheers! We haven’t done this in a while…[drumroll please]…the search terms of 2010. So far. Probably missed some good ones in late 2009, but let’s just move forward, mkay?
over the limit trutv akron ohio 2010 lux nightclub – I’m guessing you may have appeared on this illustrious program: Over the Limit. Given that you came back twelve times hoping I’d written something about it (a record, around here), that’s my only guess. There are so many things wrong with that as a concept for reality TV, I’m not even going to start…but congratulations on your 15 minutes.
“sand & birch” smile chair – I assume you mean this. Pretty cool, actually. In the velvet/cotton/silk version. The polyurethane kind of makes me think of a booster seat in Ronald McDonald-land. Says the girl who’s ever purchased one actual piece of furniture worth sitting on [bitch].
‘million women rise 2010’ – Well done, well said. I need add nothing more.
childfree infertility – I’m sorry. No advice/assvice. I hope you found the right community to commiserate
and share some joy with – they are definitely out there.
dexedrine and breast feeding pump and dump – I’m going to say dump when in doubt – or that child may
never sleep. Don’t do that to yourself. Ahh, Add.erall.
how not to be undecided – Hahahahaaaaa. No help here, eh? I also could use some help with my decision
hard cocks – well, I’m sure you found plenty of those, though I wouldn’t start with blogs if I were you.
I hear there’s a lot of this thing called porn out there on teh interwebs.
I’ll just omit the eight thousand lyrics searches for this song: Potions, Puscifer. Good taste, the lot of you.
“satop” weekend intervention program – maybe get a lawyer and/or a DD?
Okay, I’m not much for censorship obviously, but I’m not typing or copy/pasting this one as is – it’s too
squicky. I’m sure you’ll get the gist. [Redacted] fuck his [redacted] unleashed his spem in her mouth.
So I go to google spem, thinking it must be SOMETHING I could poke fun at…nope, but one of the
suggestions was omg spem. Gold, right? Maybe it’s something like:
but with OMG, SPEM! Double sad face.
There goes my numbered list. Blogger, if you could ever just format things
- that need formatting in a way that makes any kind of sense whatsoever? That’d be greeeaaaat
undecided about becoming parents – Yup. Mmmhmmm. Right, right. Yeah. Wellll….I’ve got nothing.
[my first name] [my last name] in dayton ohio
– Well. Um, hello. Yikes. Let’s make a deal. Don’t give anyone my address, mkay?
Well. Yes. This was more of an exercise in annoyance than anything else. Very welcome, anytime.