Things He Says

  • [School bus rolls by.] Hahaaahhhhh. Go to school, you little fuckers.

  • There’s always room for some Amy. Like Jello. But low calorie and all natural and organic and shit.
  • I fail to see the consequence of that. [Consequence is obvious.]
  • Buh, buh, what? Incidental! Incidental nipple contact. Penalty is declined?
  • This one requires my quote first:
Me: I still need one more thing. Say something funny.
Him: I could take my pants off.
Because that’s the answer for everything.


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