- An occasion to wear my favorite inappropriate shirt.
- The guy ahead of me in the beer line said, “You know, it’s funny. I have that same shirt.”
- Being told that the shell necklace I’m wearing shown not very well in the post below is supposed to be some kind of fertility thing. The shells look like tiny vaginas.
- Headbanging and jumping around and sweating and screaming and fist pumping and holding up a lighter and getting a rock star parking spot.
- Hotel rooms with king sized beds.