No good can come of this.

Please, look out your window. Are pigs flying by? If I were religious I would think the end is near.

Of all the reunions possible, why this one?

Don’t get me wrong, I was a huge fan. TWO DECADES AGO. When it was appropriate. Or at least expected.

I’m not sure I get the marketing angle here. If this reunion makes me feel old, these boys are not going to stimulate a new tween-aged following.

I think I sold lemonade to finance the purchase of concert tickets the first time around, but I cannot believe that anyone who lived through it the first time would feel the need to experience it again.

Hold me. I’m scared.