After a grocery trip

Me: Why do you buy that shit?

Him: I like them!

Me: Really, they’re not good.

Him: Well, I like those Crisp Crust Pizzas; these are the same brand…

Me: Yes, but at least those taste good. These are probably made from the unusable scraps of those pizzas.

Him: *blink*

Me: They’re like the hot dogs of pizza.