Happy Birthday to Me

Ah. Flowers delivered at work: twice.

Desired particle size distribution achieved: once.

Golden.

Now, if it would only just hurry the hell up and be five, so I could go home, maybe I would not be the grumpiest birthday girl in the neighborhood. Stupid people will not stop existing just to suit me. I suppose someday I’ll have some sort of strategy other than just rolling my eyes and then realizing they can, like, see that I condescend. Oops. Fuck it, it’s my birthday. Be as stupid as you want to be, I’ll deal.

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2 thoughts on “Happy Birthday to Me

  1. suntzusays says:

    Ever read Cipolla’s Laws of Stupidity? I suppose it’s copyrighted in English, so maybe not. They can take down Cipolla and the Simpsons, but they can’t get spammers. Something is wrong with that.I digress. 3 basic laws to keep in mind every day:1–we underestimate the ratio of stupid people. 2–that ratio is constant across all groups (chemists included) 3–stupid people are inherently more dangerous than intentionally dangerous people. We now return you to your regularly scheduled ‘working’.

  2. AmeDame says:

    Doesn’t cipolla mean ‘onion’ in Italain? Hm.

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