I’m so ashamed. I accidentally wore my clogs to work. To some people, like dooce, that is a fashion crime against all that is sacred in this world. I was all distracted making coffee and just never sat down to put on the sneakers. Oops. Now I get to walk around, unable to actually pick up my feet all day, and everyone thinks I’m wearing slippers. I bought them to wear for travel for our honeymoon, so I could slip them on and off in the security area without stopping to tie any laces. I should have just worn my sweats. That would probably be less offensive than clogs, to most people. Is it wrong that I enjoy this so much?