For Sale

Two sinks, both full of soapy water. One contains hazardous chemical compounds suspended and/or dissolved in said soapy water. The other, just gross lunch slime. Both include either glassware and turbines, or steak knives and Corelle, classic vegetable pattern. Soap is Green Apple scent. Also included, moldy coffee-residue coated sponges, mildewy washrags, and the mysterious key to open the paper towel holders above each sink. Its mechanism of use eludes all those who never wash their hands. All this can be yours, $20 OBO. Call quick, the board meeting is tomorrow and all sinks will be liquidated beforehand.

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  1. Zili says:

    Keep up the good work.

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