I can’t be a dick after I tell so many people not to. I’ll put on my best “good Catholic girl” outfit and sit down to a lovely fish dinner [much gooder in beer batter] and enjoy it with some…iced tea? Whatever. The dinner may be dry, but the conversation won’t be. bwahahha. I can still have hours of fun tonight trying to figure out what to wear.

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7 thoughts on “

  1. Anonymous says:

    Possible occasion for the little black dress??? Fuck it girl, ask for salt, a lemon and a healthy shot of tequila – I recommend Don Julio! Then call them boivasas(os), shoot it down with style, eat dinner with your elbows on the table, chew with your mouth open and make your laugh as annoying as possible. Problem solved. Check it off, aaand GO!

  2. Undecided says:

    That WOULD be fun, but I do have to see some of these people again. And I don’t do tequila shots. *puke*I dunno about the LBD. What’s ‘business casual?’ All depends on whether or not I feel like shaving my legs and how frigid it’s going to be outside. I can actually button some pants I bought for my graduation dinner @ Jay’s, so I think I’ll try to work those in. No matter how much effort I put into it, there will still be somebody in jeans and a members only jacket at the next table to make me look like I tried too hard! haha.

  3. Bazarov says:

    Miss on the formal/elegant side I say. Worst case you’ll be the best dressed there. Who doesn’t like women in fine dining wear?

  4. Undecided says:

    heh. the woman paying for dinner who hates you for being thin. I guess that’s not my problem, though. bridesmaids never stop hating you *just a little* for making them wear ‘that dress.’ heehee!

  5. Anonymous says:

    Hmm…the exact problem I have with a few old ladies at work. Several of them have things like this posted at their desks: “Please God, if you can’t make me thin, make all of my friends fat.” or “Inside me there’s a thin woman trying to get out….but I can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.” (my personal favorite)

  6. suntzusays says:

    Nobody accidentally eats anything. . so yes. It’s not your problem. If you were taller it’d be a problem. They only make clothes for short fat people. At least if you’re short and skinny, there are clothes for teenagers you can borrow.

  7. Undecided says:

    that’s hilarious. I always feel like a kid when I walk back and forth between juniors and petites…if I ever find jeans in the ‘normal’ height section, I have to find 4″ heels to go with them!

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