I believe we have some drinkers and non-drinkers reading here. Tell me what kind of ‘tarded out bribery this sounds like to you. (That’s what it sounds like to me.)
We were supposed to have dinner Friday night with some folks who, while they definitely have our best interests at heart, also seem to have their noses bridge deep in our marriage. They wanted to pay for dinner, at a very nice restaurant, but stipulate that there’s “no drinking.” Um, okay. No single glasses of wine with a nice meal? I think you should be baptized Baptist if your Catholic ass can’t even imbibe one unit in front of your soon-t0-be ex-boss.
It’s not like we couldn’t pay for our own damn dinners. I so want to get reservations for ourselves and just sit across the room and wave stemware at them. Silly. Just silliness.