Riddle me this:
A man wants to become Catholic. His motivation is unclear to me. He and his wife rave about their parish having 45-minute-or-less Masses. But he’s really pissed that his non-Catholic brother doesn’t get all juicy at the idea of attending a THREE HOUR MASS in which he’ll be baptized, take his first Communion, and be confirmed. Really pissed. Like, to the point where he tells his brother to “Get some balls and have your bitch cut your hair; I’m just trying to do you a fucking favor!” Gee. I don’t want to go anymore, either!
The word catholic means ‘universal.’ Does a man who wishes to take on this faith as his own make comments like, “I don’t want to move to Saginaw, there’s too many fucking niggers?” Um, NO! HELL TO THE NO! Crack is whack, but this just Does. Not. Compute.
Does the catholic woman who doesn’t even go to Mass anymore because she’s got her own damn good reasons
a. say nothing, put on a dress, show up and smile
b. drag her husband along, too
c. ask him to explain his motivation before making this decision
d. go the fuck off and tell him that becoming catholic does not give him the right to be as big an asshole as he chooses
e. choose your own combination of the above options